20 years

I have almost forgotten about it until this afternoon that you popped up the question...

W: hey, how long have we know each other alr?

A: 20 years

W: No wonder... come lets celebrate alr :P

A: How to celebrate???

W: Go somewhere to chill out

A: Haha... Hope can find that time

W: haha... me too

Who would have guess that we have known each other for 20 years already. It seems to me that it was just yesterday when I first got to know you. How time has pass us by and now, it has been 20 years since I got to know you.

I have known some others for more than 20 years but you are different. You have become my brother, my best friend, my partner-in-crime (for non-criminal related stuff like playing a joke on our pet sister) and my best helper.

Truly, it has been an amazing experience so far and I am sure that we have a lot longer way to go. 

Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Found this on G+.... Cute...

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

--Desperate***

Dear Desperate, 

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Good Luck! Tech Support

Armless Pianist

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