Upgrading to Husband 1.0

Found this on G+.... Cute...

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

--Desperate***

Dear Desperate, 

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Good Luck! Tech Support

Itchy

Remember I was writing about those leech bites I got from the trip to Sg Pisang Waterfall? Well, the wounds are healing well but it is so darn itchy. I read it in the internet the other day about how itchy it would be but I dismissed it as I remember it wasnt that bad the last time I got some leech bites...

But now, I am actually "enjoying" the itchiness to the fullest, since I got 6 bites from the trip...

*scratch scratch*

StarCraft 2: Battlecruiser

This is my favourite unit in the game... :D

• "Let's go this way really, really fast! If something gets in our way, shoot it!"
• "We are running low on synergy..."
• "This battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more..."
• "Let's hurry up and finish this attack, it's raid night..."
• "What's with all these blinky lights?"
• "Flying this low always makes me nervous."
• "Do svidaniya. Don't get any on ya!"
• "I've lost my hat! Swing around, we'll pick it up."
• "We're going down. Stay with the ship. I'm out! Where's my escape pod?"
• "The Yamato is loaded and so am I..."
• "I'm seeing double! Shoot them both!"
• "Ah, it's happy hour. Wonderful!"
• "What do you mean we're out of olives?!"
• "I have an announcement! I am drunk!"
• "Don't panic, just grab ahold of the nearest crew member! Oh, sorry dear..."

StarCraft 2: Banshee

One of the thing that amused me about StarCraft Series is those quote that each one of the different unit has. You would hear the usual quote when you click on the unit when you play the game. But if you click on the unit repeatly, you will be amused by what these units got to say.

As there are so many unit in the game, I would have to feature them here one by one. I wont post those regular quotes (when they were being trained, selected, when attacked, move order or attack order. Instead, only those that they would says when they are repeatedly being selected would be showcased here. Again, if you are interested to know the rest, you can check out websites that have them all together.

Nevertheless, I would showcase them here one by one.... Enjoy!

Banshee

• "We ain't got all day."
• "I'm burning fuel here, smart guy."
• "This is the 'Give-em-hell-o-copter'!"
• "What is with you monkeys in command?"
• "Thanks for the...props."
• "You can only tie the record for low flight."
• "In space, everyone can hear me scream... (pause) ...cause I'm the Banshee, get it?"
• "Today's in-flight movie will be Ghost Academy: The Musical, starring Zac Efron and Corbin Green."
• "Please turn off all cell phones, gauss rifles, EMPs, psionic waveform emitters, and plasma-based perdition flamethrowers. Thanks, and have a great flight!"
• "What's the vector, Victor? Give me the clearance, Clarence."
• "Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit StimPacks..."
• "Anyone else know how to fly this thing? No? I'll wing it..."

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Not that I wanna complain about it but I find this very funny and I just wanna share it with you….

Strange but true coincidents

Talk Out Loud: Just came back from a holiday in Cherating... Enjoyed it...

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Strange but true coincidents.

• After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged line.
• If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
• In a very busy day, your boss only approaches you when you are taking a break.
• If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• When the body is immersed in water, the phone begins to ring.
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
• When you try to prove to someone that the machine will not work, it will.
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last
• As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, the boss will ask you to do something that will last till your coffee is cold.
• You remember you have to mail a letter when you are near the mail box.

From www.berro.com

101 small pleasures you can enjoy every day

by Sarah McColl, Shine's Staff
Since one of the key tenets of happiness is being able to savor small pleasures, here's a list of 101 delights that are worth enjoying today (not all in one day, though!).

1. coloring (yes, grown-ups can do it, too)
2. crisp cotton sheets
3. soft skin
4. old family recipes
5. the first daffodils of spring
6. sleeping in
7. an exercise endorphin high
8. window boxes
9. a perfect cup of coffee
10. a genuine compliment (giving or receiving)
11. the way babies smell
12. a handwritten letter
13. waking up in a good mood...for no real reason
14. singing in the shower
15. finding a couple forgotten dollars in your pocket
16. doing something nice for your neighbor
17. a home cooked meal
18. laughing
19. movie theater popcorn
20. playing hookey
21. a bubble bath
22. swimming
23. an afternoon nap
24. street musicians
25. your favorite song
26. saying thank you
27. helping someone in need
28. old fashioned photo booths
29. fresh whipped cream
30. inspiring blogs
31. a glass of wine
32. rainy afternoons
33. the funny things kids say
34. a novel you can get lost in
35. finding the perfect piece of clothing...on sale
36. clean laundry
37. the wind in your hair
38. treating the person behind you at the drive-thru
39. sharing an umbrella
40. the smell of lavender
41. a long walk that clears your head
42. a bear hug
43. The Beatles
44. smiling at a stranger
45. eating with chopsticks (Chinese food optional)
46. butterflies
47. staying in your pj's all day
48. singing along to the radio and knowing all the words
49. fresh herbs
50. ordering in pizza
51. happy endings...even if they're fictional
52. flying a kite
53. puppies
54. root beer floats
55. holding open the door...
56. ...or having someone hold the door for you
57. fountain soda
58. white, fluffy towels
59. sunshine
60. spending an afternoon at a museum
61. really great advice
62. green lights all the way home
63. the sound of rain hitting the windows
64. sitting in a booth
65. holding hands
66. a great hair day with no effort
67. building a fort with your kids
68. when someone falls asleep with their head on your shoulder
69. fireflies
70. the perfect taco
71. geraniums on a windowsill
72. slow dancing
73. the smell of fresh-baked bread
74. cheesy, uplifting musicals
75. great stories
76. the smell of gasoline
77. the cold side of the pillow
78. love letters
79. old friends...
80. ...new friends
81. a pull-through parking space
82. a baguette -- crisp on the outside, airy on the inside
83. when a dog licks your hand
84. sitting at the counter at an old-fashioned diner
85. using your favorite dishes
86. reading your child a bedtime story
87. Girl Scout Cookies
88. flossing
89. kissing someone you love
90. the smell of onions and garlic cooking
91. hot chocolate
92. jumping in puddles
93. old photographs
94. birds hopping on the sidewalk
95. Ella Fitzgerald
96. a spoonful of peanut butter straight from the jar
97. your softest t-shirt
98. a new magazine in the mail
99. fireplaces
100. having exact change
101. bacon and pancakes cooking on Saturday morning

Original article here

Standard Chartered KL Marathon 2010

 Standard Chartered KL Marathon 2010

Date: 27th June 2010

Venue: Dataran Merdeka (Start and Finish)

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I am going for this one... the 10 km category

Last year, I have joined and finished the Setia Alam Half Marathon for the 11km run. This year, I am aiming for the 10km run in this marathon.

I know you people must be asking why not go for the next level, Half-Marathon??? Well, the answer is simple. I dont think I am ready yet for it. And for someone who dont run long distance, going for a 10km is good enough.

So, would you be interested to join me for the run?

Malaysian English... Better...

It is simple, short, concise, straight to the point, effective etc………
For example:-

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater in your size but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time �€� Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it �€� here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

I was laughing all the way then I read the above… Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Good for Laugh

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ” Hello ? “

“Is your daddy home?” he asked.

” Yes ,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, ” No .”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?” ” Yes .”

“May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, ” No .”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

” Yes ,” whispered the child, ” a policeman .”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

” No, he’s busy , ” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

” Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in thebackground through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

” A helicopter ” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ” The search team just landed a helicopter .”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…
” ME .”

I find this very funny…. the way it was written captured my attention and it becomes more and more alarming the more that I read…. And the final answer really just blew me away…

Mini Camera

Found this on the web recently... love it... and wish to get one as well, but alas, sold out already...

Lens Mug

A special mug that looks like a lens... found it in www.toxel.com...

Being a Photographer is not that easy

Talk Out Loud: Boss went outstation and I am in charge of the dept... Muahahahaha... but that means I would do all the works... T.T some more, I have feeling feverish le.... no good no good...

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Believe me when I tell you that being a photographer is not that easy. Dont believe what I am saying? Take a look here and you should get the idea.

The week that was...

Talk Out Loud: Ny mum said that I am moody these few days... is it? If yes, maybe I didnt have enough sleep...

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The weekend that was...

I am RM220 poorer on Saturday... The story started during the weekdays when I suddenly realize that my car's air-con system is not working properly. There are wind that come out but just the type of cooling that I usually get... Thus, on Saturday, I decided to bring my car for a check somewhere, instead of sleeping which I really need... I was driving my car around and when I noticed an open shop with the word Air-Con, I just parked my car at the front of the shop and ask one of the fella there to help me check it out... After a while, he gave me a diagnosis and told me how much I need to pay... RM220! Whattudo! I need that air-con...

Sunday start with dhamma discussion in KCBA with the committee members of DYC2009. For someone that started preparing the topic to talk about the day before, it is really a miracle... haha... I asked for feedback afterwards and they say it was good enough... I believe it can be better...

Have BKT with them after the meeting. We went for the Fey Kay BKT in Bayu... Not sure how they feel about the BKT here but I love it...

Verdict: Highly recommended!

Went for steamboat with family for dinner and we tried the Ori Crab Steamboat near Klang Parade... Nothing to shout about... In fact, the soap for both chicken and tomyam are mere miserable... We ordered for three person and the stuff that they gave is not enough at all... (We usually order for three and that would make us very full by the time we finish). I have to order an extra dish...

Verdict: I wont recommend anyone to go... just not worth it...

Happy Chinese New Year 2009

Year of the Ox
Gong Xi Fa Chai

New Version of Christmas Song

Whispers: Paintball is superbly fun... Cant wait to go there again...

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Got this from a friend... Can't stop laughing...

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.....

Funny Way to Answer a Call

Whispers: the blogger's blog is still around... but I hope I can get over it soon...

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Heard this from a colleague:

When someone call you, instead of greeting him using "Hello" like usual, answer with the following:

"Nice Feeling Chicken Shop, We serve only the best feeling chicken just for you. How may I help you?"

Surely you would be getting a silence response from the other side... but I guess it would be kinda fun... :P

Never try it though...

Blogger's Block

Whispers: yes... I find this very funny.

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I am experiencing blogger's block...

explaining why I am not updating this blog...

sigh.....

Bonjour de la part de Paris

Whispers: Paris is so darn foreign to me... cant understand them at all...

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Yes... you read it right... I am blogging from Paris right now...


For those who dont know, I am actually on a "business trip" to this City of Light to participate in an exhibition (name SIAL, dun believe me?? google for SIAL.fr) to promote my company's products and name.

So, I would be here for one whole week, beginning today (18 Oct 2008) until next Friday (24 October 2008). Taking MAS plane, I would be back to Malaisie (how French write Malaysia) on 25 October 2008.

By now, many of you would be thinking of asking me for souveniers... I know but please understand that my budget to come here is very limited... 1 Euro = RM 4.85... I would try to get some but it would be on first-come-first-serve basis, except for the few that are special cases la...

Anyway, taking that 12 hours plus flight is really a great experience... will talk about that later...

I am blogging at KLIA

Say what you like but I do admit that this is my first time going oversea, apart from South China Sea that I cross to go to KK for study...

Yes, I am a "katak di bawah tempurung" but it is never too late to learn...

So, this is what I learnt today... I can blog at KLIA... hahaha...

Just a quick one before my flight...